Why call it Underwater Jiu Jitsu? Because that's what Aquaman uses to throw polar bears at bad guys.

That's right. If you piss Aquaman off, he will throw a fucking polar bear at you.
I'm going to write about the Sovereign of the Seas. Daily. For a year. Hopefully it will be amusing.

5 comments:
Oh. My. God.
You DO have an Aquaman blog - AWESOME!
Please update it often, Thomas,if your Aquaman hijinks are half as good as your Superman hijinks, this is gonna be GOLD!
Best,
J.
P.S.: I'm glad you like the Gotham Girls theme!
wow James, what a coincidence. I'm checking this out on the same day you are.
This is an excellent idea Thomas. Aquaman is awesome. But I like the old aquaman, before he got his hand cut off and replaced with a spike thingie.
Guga out.
Hooray for more Tommy geekery!!!!
You know who is even cooler than Aquaman? Namor the Sub-Mariner.
If this is an April Fool's gag I swear I will throw a fucking polar bear at you myself.
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