I suck.

I know this blog was meant to be daily, but I've been so busy. To make it up to you, here's a picture of Aquaman and Starscream teaming up to try to stop a mutant ladybug from destroying Tokyo.

Things Aquaman and I have in common:

1. Neither of us have ever met Elvis.
2. We can both breathe underwater.
3. We both have a thing for redheads.


Flying in the face of all logic, Thom Zahler is encouraging this. Thanks, Thom. I promise not to sully your good name by associating it with this place again.

Day 2: Wherein I demonstrate that Aquaman is fucking gangsta

From Adventure Comics 476


Problem: A bunch of trigger happy po-pos roll up in his hood messin' with his homies.


Solution: Feed them to said homies. He rules 3/4 of the world, your badge ain't nothing but a cracker jack prize to him, kid.

In short:

Day 1: Underwater Jiu Jitsu

From More Fun Comics 85

Why call it Underwater Jiu Jitsu? Because that's what Aquaman uses to throw polar bears at bad guys.


That's right. If you piss Aquaman off, he will throw a fucking polar bear at you.

I'm going to write about the Sovereign of the Seas. Daily. For a year. Hopefully it will be amusing.